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« Thread started on: Jun 8th, 2017, 12:09am »

Today flicka needed something to make her laugh, what better way than to Google Gorean jokes on that fabulous invention forbidden by the Priest Kings.

And so she offers the following. It is not an original, alas it was not ascribed to any author so flicka cannot give it the providence it deserves. But flicka did think it funny.

Tarl Doe strode into the bedroom, wearing His Gorean warrior suit. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the furs as He reached into His larl fur bag.

fawn Doe, a 29 yr. old schoolkajira, looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and desire. she gasped as He brought a quiva with a 9 inch blade out of the bag. "I saw something on the Internet which I want us to try," He said Masterfully. "Are you willing?"

fawn nodded eagerly and mumbled "yeff Mastfer."

Tarl smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her bonds. "Strip!" He ordered, as He began to remove His own clothes.

fawn quickly compiled, wondering what new delights her beloved Master had in store for her. "Lay back on the bed!" He commanded.

fawn did so. Tarl then laid on top of her. "Tonight, my dear... " He whispered whilst reaching for the light switch, "we are going........... Vanilla!"

"NOOOOOOoooooooooo!" Cried fawn as the room plunged into darkness.The above tale is true. Tarl eventually left fawn to move in with a vanilla wife. They now have a 24/7 vanilla lifestyle, regularly enjoying home improvements, Tupperware parties, and having sex 3 times a year. fawn was more fortunate and now attends Vanillas Anonymous, and with help and guidance she is slowly recovering. Only last week she was able to stand up and say "i have the right to more than one sex position."

Vanilla is dangerous and should not be practiced at home. If anyone offers you vanilla sex, just say NO."
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"I want to live darkly and richly in my a woman I want to be dominated...I donít mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding." Anais Nin.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 8th, 2017, 4:20pm »

That is amusing. Some things arent but this vanilla story is.

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