« Thread started on: Dec 8th, 2016, 9:51pm »
Something to maybe make people laugh.
The Cardiologistís Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, ďIím sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral Ö Iím a gynecologist.Ē Just then, the proctologist fainted.
"I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness...as a woman I want to be dominated...I donít mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding." Anais Nin.